Know a small child? Need a present? How about these last minute gift ideas?
These look like they might become those creatures from Surface (2005).
Alternatively, they could be like those fish they use for pedicures that eat the dead skin off of your feet. Either way, creepy!
The one game your kids will beg you to play over and over again while they giggle at the gross factoids of knowledge and repeat them endlessly. You'll wish you hadn't bought it.